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didO.: Some things I learned from an evening spent with Nick Offerman (AKA Ron Swanson)

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—“Woodworking is exactly like oral sex.”

—Nick sings and plays guitar to the tune of hits like “Build Your Own Canoe” and “Jesus Take the Weed.”

—His advice to mankind: “Just go out there and bake some kickass cornbread with poblano chiles and blow your own fucking mind. “

—Nick allegedly lost…

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