didO.: Some things I learned from an evening spent with Nick Offerman (AKA Ron Swanson)
Via didO.
—“Woodworking is exactly like oral sex.”
—Nick sings and plays guitar to the tune of hits like “Build Your Own Canoe” and “Jesus Take the Weed.”
—His advice to mankind: “Just go out there and bake some kickass cornbread with poblano chiles and blow your own fucking mind. “
—Nick allegedly lost…
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Posted on Wednesday February 1st
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